"Though some say I will heal over time, it doesn't; Seem too likely..." ~ Celldweller!

Almost a week goes by and so much happens in my life. Seriously I wish I could hit a pause button or something and rewind to the beginning of last week and tell myself not to make the stupid mistakes.
Why am I going off about mistakes? Simple; things that happened last week could've been avoided with more thought on my part.

Allow me to explain...

Last Tuesday Casey asked me back out and like a puppy I said yes. Dollface and Cora both warned me not to but Kristin never listens, eh? Anyways thinks were going great for the first 2 days; he'd call me each night and we'd actually talk about stuff :D Then came Friday where he didn't talk to me most of the day. Thank God for Dollface or else I probably would've gone insane. He sat there and listened to me freak out over "Where is my boyfriend? Why wouldn't he just text me saying he can't talk right now?!" Saturday started out as probably one of the worst days ever. Work sucked, and for some reason everyone that came in reminded me of Casey, who still hadn't responded to me at all! AT&T shut my phone off at this point, so I used the work phone to call my parents, Dollface, and Casey. Dollface called me back and calmed me down but then when I finally got Casey he screamed at me, saying I'm psychotic and he can't handle it, blah blah blah. Well by the end of the night he dumped me...while I was at the movies with Tawny, via text message. Whatever. Yeah, Tawny and I went to see The Bounty Hunter and it was sooooooo good! :D After the movies and our dinner of McDonald's we stopped at the bowling alley and saw Chris who was drunk and stumbling haha. Good times :D

Anyways, on the Casey subject, I need to get over him. Like, seriously, he never really loved me apparently and all he really wanted was one thing. Whatevers. On to the next one.
Right now I'm just having fun with friends and stuff. We'll see where this leads.

OHOH, my subject for this blog are lyrics from Celldweller, this amazing band Dollface got me into :D GO LOOK THEM UP...NOW! :o
Another thing: Anyone remember Justin Berfield, the actor who played Reese in Malcolm in the Middle? Last night he was having a live Tweet session on Twitter and actually answered my question!
justinberfield: RT @KristaVolpe: @justinberfield Is there a way to watch #SonsOfTucson online for free, streaming? HULU.COM AFTER AIRING
^^YESSSSS!!!!! Life is complete! ;D

until next we meet...
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A quickie for lulz

So I wanted to reactivate my RUMR phone from Sprint and to do so I went online. Here's the results.

5:34:35 PM		Pamela	Hello, I will be more than happy to assist you today. May I ask is 518-844-1013 the number that you are chatting in about ?
5:34:38 PM		Me	Kristin Staples
5:34:43 PM		Me	Yes
5:34:50 PM		Pamela	Thanks
5:34:55 PM		Pamela	For account security and verification, may I please have the 6-10 digit PIN number on your account?
5:35:10 PM		Me	I don't have a PIN
5:35:30 PM		Pamela	That's ok , How about First pet's name?
5:35:42 PM		Me	Pringles
5:36:00 PM		Me	At least I think that's the answer
5:36:50 PM		Pamela	That is incorrect, I have just sent the information to show reject @gmail
5:37:39 PM		Me	realityshowreject@gmail.com
5:37:45 PM		Me	I never got it
5:38:15 PM		Pamela	refresh the Internet page & check the mail gain.
5:38:50 PM		Me	It's still not there
5:40:05 PM		Pamela	I certainly do apologize, without the account authenticated I will not be able to activate the phone, However You may sign into your my sprint account to check the PIN.
5:40:51 PM		Pamela	Could it be another PET'S name?
5:40:59 PM		Me	Claire
5:41:06 PM		Me	could that be it?
5:41:21 PM		Pamela	That's it
5:41:32 PM		Pamela	Please allow me just a moment to review the account.
5:41:44 PM		Me	Okay
5:42:30 PM		Me	Is there a way for us to reactivate this account?
5:42:37 PM		Pamela	May I please have the ESN/DEC number from your new phone? It can be found inside your phone under the battery.
5:43:04 PM		Me	268435457600112384
5:44:18 PM		Pamela	This account has been canceled since 08-10-2009, may I ask , the phone that you would like to activate, is that for this account?
5:44:44 PM		Me	Yes. Unless it'd be easier to put it on a new account?
5:46:20 PM		Pamela	I certainly do apologize, the account is canceled & the phone cannot be activated , however you certainly may contact the Financial Services Department to discuss the balance & activation.
5:46:43 PM		Me	Okay. Thank you for your help.
5:47:00 PM		Pamela	You are most certainly very welcome!

Yeah....lame. I'll be back later.
until next we meet...
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"You may be 20,000 miles away but I can see ya and baby baby you can see me..." ~ *NSYNC!

Dollface updated this last night with some of his own opinions, which I think is amazing! Seriously if he agrees I'll make him a partner here and he can contribute every so often or as much as his heart desires.
Currently he and I are going to be working on a screenplay which will be located here so take a look if you're interested.

Okay, now to my life...or lack thereof.
Friday night, Sherry, Cora, and I all stayed at Sherry's apartment and I think they literally talked all night. I now know Sherry's entire life story, give or take a few details. And even before this, I had Chris come over and he brought a friend. They left within five minutes without even saying goodbye :( I think I suck at life. But anyways, I'm glad Sherry and Cora get along nicely and I hope we can do more interesting things at the next gathering. Oh, and I'm going to need more than 40 minutes of sleep while doing so, just an FYI.
Lately I've been having weird dreams, like ones where I'm dating Cora's exboyfriend and another where I'm making out with my biological father only to find out he's gay!? Seriously, can anyone make sense of these or am I losing it?

I'm sorry this is super short. I just don't have much to write about tonight and I have to go do dishes.
until next we meet...
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I'll think of you in my dreams. You'll never know just what you mean to me..... ~ IVY

"You know what else grinds my gears? ...You America!" ~ Peter Griffin
But seriously, you know what grinds my gears? The fucking "one-up guy" (a female/male who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does). Its like, what the fuck!, calm down. If I say, oh I had to write a 5 page paper, they wrote a 6 page paper, in Latin. If I say I haven't slept in 2 days, they say they haven't slept in 3. If I say I made some lemonade this morning, the one-upper says well I grew, watered, and harvested some orangelos then made myself some orangelo juice... Who the fuck does that? Really, do you always have to dick and ball skootch all over everything I fucking say? Why don't all you mother fuckers go home and fuck the white bitch some more?
{[violent scream]}

Till next time, fuck thyself.

Dollface <3

Musicals, Happiness, and Other Random Thoughts :D

Sherry posted this on her Facebook and I think I'm in love:

Seriously, I want my life to be a musical much like this one. I'd love it if I had my merry choir of friends and many costume changes and random outbursts of dance! It'd be legendary...who's with me?!

Last night with Sherry was fun :) Ice cream at 11pm, random phone conversations, internet...<3
The topic of the night was "If two girls were willing to have a threesome with you but you had to wait at least two weeks to do so, could you?". Most guys said they'd wait, only maybe 7 said they couldn't. Men, where is your willpower?! It's not everyday you get offered a threesome (or maybe it is, I don't know all of you).

ANYWAYS...

I have come to realize that 2010 is going to be my year :) It started out crap; Casey used me, certain people are no longer my friends, college rejected me, etc. But now I know it's only March but seriously this is the happiest I've been in years. I finally know who my real friends are and who I can trust :D And I'm so grateful to have met Alex/Dollface because without him I'd probably still be blah and emo about everything; he's one of the few people who can make me laugh and calm me down when I want to just break everything in sight out of anger. And who would've thought anything good could come from a dating site? Haha! I'm also glad Sherry and I have gotten close again; I've missed having a friend in town I can hang out with and talk to. And of course I still have my Cora who I love and trust with everything, and that boyyy who occasionally pops in and out for an update/laugh :D I'm loving life!

That is all for tonight. I feel like going to sleep or something.
until next we meet...
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"Boys boys boys, With Hairspray and denim, Boys Boys Boys, We love them!..." ~ Lady Gaga!

Eventful day for me :) I know that's a lame way to start but whatever. I had my first of three driving lessons today and the instructor told me I actually did quite well for a first time driver :D I'm excited because once I get my license I can actually go places and see people more!
And I'm just mentioning this now: I MISS MY DOLLFACE-MONSTER! :3 Seriously, I know I talk to him constantly throughout the day but I really liked spending time with him in person and cannot wait to do that again. Soon.

And I totally had something I was going to go off on but I can't remember what it was now, mainly because I'm kinda distracted by Lady Gaga and the fact that I'm going to spend the night at Sherry's tonight.
OH! I've been using my Tumblr more recently and I'm loving it; click here to see what I mean :)

AHHHH I remember now! So my lesson was in Schenectady and when my dad dropped me off he basically left me to my own devices and I had no clue where I was! I sent out a frantic text message to Dollface who called me and showed me around via Google Earth, which I love because it's very The Lake House in my opinion :) He's my Keanu Reeves. But still I definitely don't belong in Schenectady at all; they don't even dress like me :o I hope I never get lost there, ever; I'll die!

Okay, I need to go do dishes and grab a couple things to take to Sherry's tonight :D
until next we meet...
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The [mis]Adventures of Dollface, Dharry, & Staples :: Take 1.

First off before I start on The [mis]Adventures of Dollface, Dharry, & Staples, I mustmustMUST post this music video:

I HAAAAAATE the concept mainly because it doesn't suit the song too well but it's a great song otherwise. LOVE Lady Gaga! :D

ANYWAYS...
Friday was just a super stressful day for me, so I sent out a "I Need A Hug" text message to Alex, Jeremie, and Chris. Well, Jeremie just asked what was wrong and I didn't want to answer. Chris basically told me he wouldn't help me. So...that left Alex, who actually wrote back "Should I come out there and see you?" to which I said "It's up to you" and HE ACTUALLY SAID YES! AHHHH!! Anyways, I finished up work, went home quick to put on jeans and grab a couple things, then went back to Rite Aid. Alex told me he probably wasn't driving home that night and I wasn't about to let him spend the night in his car like he was planning, so I texted Sherry saying we could meet Dollface and asked if he and I could stay at her place, and after a couple hours she said yes. By 8:30, I had met my Dollface in person, introduced him to my Rite Aid family, then went up to McDonald's so he could eat :P Once we finished there I decided to show him around Canajoharie (I know, "so exciting" but he had never been out here before so I think it might have been...?). As we're walking around Sherry calls and says she's walking over from Fort Plain, so Alex and I headed over towards that direction, which was so nice talking along this walk and getting to know each other more :D OMG he thinks it's funny that our bowling alley only says "BOWL" on the roof instead of "BOWLING ALLEY" xD Anyways...really close to Fort Plain I called Sherry back to see where she was and from how she described it she was in Canjo already so naturally we turned around to walk back towards there, but lo and behold a few minutes later she was right behind us with a kid on a bike. So now all four of us headed back into Canjo where we discovered that I cannot walk and change a song on an iPod; I tripped and slow-motion fell onto a curb to which Sherry and Alex laughed almost hysterically at :P We then walked over to Alex's car and tried to get that kid's bike into the trunk but ended up having to take it all apart, and as we were doing so the cops showed up thinking we were high or something, and this is NOT what I needed! Luckily they left, we brought that kid and his bike home, and the three of us left in the car took a 40 minute drive to Herkimer for McDonald's. Yes, I crap you not. "Why?" you may ask. Alex was hungry :P As we were waiting in the drive-thru a mouse ran under the tire and Sherry started freaking out thinking we hit it; we didn't, for all you animal-activists ;] Once finished in Herkimer we drove back to Sherry's place, talked for a couple more hours, and attempted sleep. I got maybe an hour and a half of sleep, Alex claims he got 40 minutes but I think it was more like an hour or two, Sherry slept normally. At 7:30 Alex brought me to work and we said our goodbyes :/ He did say "see you next week" so am I supposed to assume he's coming back next Friday?
Now how we got those nicknames? Simple. My last name is Staples so that's an obvious. I like to call Alex "Dollface"; it's how I have him listed in my phone and also how he lists me in his! Dharry...okay, so it was around 4:30am Saturday and Sherry randomly says "No one ever texts me" then fell back to sleep. Alex whispered to me to give him her phone number and as he went to type her name he accidentally typed "Dharry" instead of "Sherry" and it just stuck for he and I :P
Oh, it was cute; apparently my MP3 player had fallen out of my pocket so he called me maybe 3 minutes after I clocked into work and said "MP3 player". When I got to the door and he gave it to me, he said "I could've kept it as a reason to come back next week but I don't think you could survive a week without it" :3 That made me smile!
Alex says this was the most fun he's had in ages and this was the most random thing he's ever done in his entire life, and I'm so glad I got to be a part of it. Actually I took his random-ginity ;D hahaha!
And honestly I think my favorite quote from that night has to be:
Yes my blanket has flowers on it, I like the color pink and girls' jeans, and I don't like to get dirty. I have gay tendencies but am not sexually attracted to men!
Simply because that sums up Alex to a T :) I really like him. He makes me smile like no one else can, he's cute, pocket-sized...*sigh*
I really cannot wait to see him again, but until then I'll enjoy our phone conversations :3

And that concludes The [mis]Adventures of Dollface, Dharry, & Staples :: Take 1.
until next we meet...
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