I'll think of you in my dreams. You'll never know just what you mean to me..... ~ IVY

"You know what else grinds my gears? ...You America!" ~ Peter Griffin
But seriously, you know what grinds my gears? The fucking "one-up guy" (a female/male who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does). Its like, what the fuck!, calm down. If I say, oh I had to write a 5 page paper, they wrote a 6 page paper, in Latin. If I say I haven't slept in 2 days, they say they haven't slept in 3. If I say I made some lemonade this morning, the one-upper says well I grew, watered, and harvested some orangelos then made myself some orangelo juice... Who the fuck does that? Really, do you always have to dick and ball skootch all over everything I fucking say? Why don't all you mother fuckers go home and fuck the white bitch some more?
{[violent scream]}

Till next time, fuck thyself.

Dollface <3