Monday, March 29, 2010

A quickie for lulz

So I wanted to reactivate my RUMR phone from Sprint and to do so I went online. Here's the results.
5:34:35 PM Agent Pamela
Hello, I will be more than happy to assist you today. May I ask is 518-844-1013 the number that you are chatting in about ?
5:34:38 PM Customer Me
Kristin Staples
5:34:43 PM Customer Me
Yes
5:34:50 PM Agent Pamela
Thanks
5:34:55 PM Agent Pamela
For account security and verification, may I please have the 6-10 digit PIN number on your account?
5:35:10 PM Customer Me
I don't have a PIN
5:35:30 PM Agent Pamela
That's ok , How about First pet's name?
5:35:42 PM Customer Me
Pringles
5:36:00 PM Customer Me
At least I think that's the answer
5:36:50 PM Agent Pamela
That is incorrect, I have just sent the information to show reject @gmail
5:37:39 PM Customer Me
realityshowreject@gmail.com
5:37:45 PM Customer Me
I never got it
5:38:15 PM Agent Pamela
refresh the Internet page & check the mail gain.
5:38:50 PM Customer Me
It's still not there
5:40:05 PM Agent Pamela
I certainly do apologize, without the account authenticated I will not be able to activate the phone, However You may sign into your my sprint account to check the PIN.
5:40:51 PM Agent Pamela
Could it be another PET'S name?
5:40:59 PM Customer Me
Claire
5:41:06 PM Customer Me
could that be it?
5:41:21 PM Agent Pamela
That's it
5:41:32 PM Agent Pamela
Please allow me just a moment to review the account.
5:41:44 PM Customer Me
Okay
5:42:30 PM Customer Me
Is there a way for us to reactivate this account?
5:42:37 PM Agent Pamela
May I please have the ESN/DEC number from your new phone? It can be found inside your phone under the battery.
5:43:04 PM Customer Me
268435457600112384
5:44:18 PM Agent Pamela
This account has been canceled since 08-10-2009, may I ask , the phone that you would like to activate, is that for this account?
5:44:44 PM Customer Me
Yes. Unless it'd be easier to put it on a new account?
5:46:20 PM Agent Pamela
I certainly do apologize, the account is canceled & the phone cannot be activated , however you certainly may contact the Financial Services Department to discuss the balance & activation.
5:46:43 PM Customer Me
Okay. Thank you for your help.
5:47:00 PM Agent Pamela
You are most certainly very welcome!

Yeah....lame. I'll be back later.
until next we meet...
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